While it is more usual on dA for the artists to announce commissions, I would like to request one from the drawing community.
What I want
An adult lineart sketch with multiple characters that would in a humorous way summarize the kinky groups in the area I live. There will be multiple (7-10) male and female human characters involved in BDSM-related activities (spanking, shibari, pony play...) The characters do not have to have extensive details, but sufficient to understand what they are doing. Think "The Disneyland Memorial Orgy" artwork: http://www.visualnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/WW-Disneyland-Memorial-Orgy-bw.jpg
A very tentative list.
1. A knight dressed in leather on top of a ponygirl, wielding a single tail whip.
2. An old lady, holding on to a walker with one hand and having a spanking cane in another.
3. An obese lady, dressed as a baby girl.
4. A young guy, suspended in an awkward position.
5. A bald elderly gentleman locked in stocks, with another one behind aiming to hit his behind with a paddle.
6. A person with a stereotypical "security guard" (shades, radio, earphones..) attire above waist, but wearing boxers with flower painted on them.
What will I do with it
Show to people in my area and have some laughs with them.
I will consider the responses to this message until May 1-st, 2013 and select one artist for the commission, which I expect to be completed within 3-4 weeks afterwards. If an outstanding artist will offer his/hers service, I may not wait for the deadline. Alternatively, if I feel the artists who responded will not be able to deliver, I will not ask anyone to do it.
$20 or dA points equivalent. This is negotiable to an extent: if you are willing to do a colored sketch and have an outstanding portfolio, the reward may go up slightly. If you have alternative suggestions, I am also willing to consider them.
Should anyone have questions, please feel free to ask them in the comments or via a personal message. I am comfortable with either option.